Omegle Chat

http://omegle.com/

This is a chat site where you talk to random ppl

Post your funny chats here...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: hey
Stranger: sup
Stranger: me china i like American boys hehehehehehe
You: wtf?
Stranger: u like
Stranger: u like me us boi
Stranger: tokyo!!!!!! hAYYYYYYYYYYYYYEA
You: wow, i didn't know drug addicts went on omegle.
You have disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: take this lightly
You: wat?
Stranger: cruisin the clock
Stranger: block the cock
Stranger: knock the chalk
You: wat. :S
Stranger: walk the block
You: wat
You: wtf r u on?
Stranger: hjave anything to offer?
Stranger: im simply awake and coherent
Stranger: maybe you should try drugs
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HEY
Stranger: SAY
Stranger: JUMP
You: JUMP
Stranger: wow
Stranger: r u european?
You: yeh
Stranger: me too
You: where u from
Stranger: UK
You: lol
You: im from sutherland
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

that is weird...

i love omegle hahaha.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hey
Stranger: hi
Stranger: from
You: france
Stranger: korea
You: wanna here a joke
Stranger: nice to meet you
You: nice to meet u 2
You: wanna here a joke?
Stranger: yes
You: i dont got 1 soz
You: do u?
Stranger: what?
You: thats rude!
Stranger: soz?
Stranger: Mean what?
You: u called me a dickhead
You: thats really mean
Stranger: are you virgin?
You: im gonna put u in my bad books!!!!
You: WTF
Stranger: are you virgin?
You: KOREANS DONT HAVE DICKS SO U WILL ALWAYS BE VIRGINS!!!!
You: FUK U
You: VIVA LE REVOLUTION
You: !!!
You have disconnected.

omg ross you may have scarred this kid for life.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hey!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hello
Stranger: no
Stranger: oh
Stranger: hey
You: ?
Stranger: hey
Stranger: where ya from girl
You: girl?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: girl, female, woman
Stranger: like you
You: what r u trying to say here?
Stranger: you re a girl
You: how would you know that?
Stranger: i can tell
You: r u spying on me
Stranger: yes
You: you can tell can you?
You: what number am i thinking of between 1 nd 10
Stranger: i can tell you r e a girl
Stranger: but im not a mindreader lol
You: WRONG! ITS FOUR YOU TWIT!
Stranger: : |
You: sorry...
You: *ahem...anyway...
Stranger: lol
Stranger: as i said before
Stranger: where ya from girl?
You: New Zealand
You: you know that wierd island near kangaroo land?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: yeah i know where it is
Stranger: and of it
You: sweet
Stranger: awesome
You: good
Stranger: great
You: ...where r u from
Stranger: supercallifragillisticexpalladocious
Stranger: oh
Stranger: the uk
You: oh
You: cus i was thinking, thats not a real place is it?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ofcnot
Stranger: how old are you
Stranger: btw
You: 19
You: you?
Stranger: 17 wooo
You: i remember when i was 17.
Stranger: you probly do
Stranger: it was just 2 years ago
You: oh dear the sheep are escaping again!
You: i must round them up!
You: haha
Stranger: lol
Stranger: you re joking right?
You: cant you tell?
Stranger: no
Stranger: its hard to convey tone / emotion through the internet
Stranger: even with the stupid smiley faces
You: i agree
Stranger: lol
Stranger: so, 19
Stranger: year old
You: yeh
Stranger: cool
Stranger: 18/19 is such a cool age imo
Stranger: starting to rly become an adul
You: you can do soo much stuff
Stranger: growing up
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: getting proper relationships
Stranger: n stuff
You: well it was nice to meet you but im late for sumthin, about 20 mins late infact...
You: see you
You have disconnected.

lol arif!!

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hey
Stranger: hola
You: how r u?
Stranger: good how about you.
You: not bad
Stranger: good.
Stranger: are you a girl.
You: yeh good guess!
Stranger: are you straight.
You: u mean not a lesbian
Stranger: so your a lesbian???
You: no
Stranger: are you bi
You: yeh i guess so
Stranger: are you or not?
You: yeh
Stranger: okaay.
You: where u from
You: ?
Stranger: a gorilla. i was rasied by her, her name was sally, but then sally was hunted and killed when i was 9 so i lived by myself. and you/
You: REALLY!!!!!
Stranger: really.
You: well im from texas
You: i was raised by a car
You: pretty weird i no
Stranger: what was her name
You: but i do have a good heart
You: or engine!!
Stranger: are youu a girl.
You: um she was called fiat but she was crushed 10 weeks ago now!
You: yeh im a girl
Stranger: oh isee.
Stranger: that's saaaaad.
You: yeh i no
Stranger: i'm sorry to hear about your lose.
You: thats alright, im sorry to hear about urs aswell
Stranger: well i was 9.
Stranger: i hardly remember her.
You: thats sad
Stranger: ikr
You: wat foods do u like
Stranger: food.
You: i like diesel
Stranger: RANDOM.
Stranger: i like bananas.
Stranger: annd trees
Stranger: bc that all i had!!!.
You: funnyely enough that is my name
Stranger: what is your name/
You: diesel
Stranger: well then.
Stranger: are youu lying.
You: do u want my email
Stranger: noo
You: ok
Stranger: why would i want your email,
You: idk
You: calm down
Stranger: im tlaking to you now arent i.
You: lol i guess so
Stranger: okay then.
Stranger: aree youu biiiiii,.
You: YES!!
You: MOSTLY LESBIAN THOUGH!!
You: omg
Stranger: that's good.
Stranger: what.
You: there is som1 in my house
You: aaaaaaaaaaaaa
You: he stabbed me
You: aaaaaaaaaa
You: HELP!!!
You have disconnected.

what the hell ross? ur crazy on that site

y thank u!